September Love (Daft Punk x Earth Wind & Fire)
Annette O’Shea, a coach with the Vancouver Rowing Club:
At our turnaround spot, our boats stopped for a minute and the baby seal heaved himself up onto the bow. He wiggled about six feet along the bow, snuggled up behind the first rower and started to snooze. The rowers said, “let’s keep rowing and maybe he will jump off,” but stayed with us for over an hour!
EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
get off my post
You don’t have to lash out
these puns are far too cornea
So let me tell you about this beautiful, open world app staring you, and my first experience with it.
So after seeing this app about 2 hours ago (at time of writing) I saw it was free and decided “Ehh, why not, I’ve got nothing better to do today.” So I downloaded this app, put it on my phone, signed in with my sexy google account, and started.
First off this app does a good job of making me feel like I’m walking around hacking and boy I wish I could say that without making me sound like I do nothing but sit on my ass and eat cheetos all day, but I digress. The goal is you’re supposed to walk around your neighborhood, find portals, and hack them, rinse repeat. It did a good job of getting me off of my ass and walking around my neighborhood.
So I get up and decide I’ll go for a walk in my Matte Black Metallica T-Shirt in 400 billion degree weather. Now, the app says portals are usually found at famous landmarks and things. Being where I live, there aren’t too many landmarks, but it was enough I had three portals within 1km of me. So I let the app do its thing and it scanned the area to tell me where they were, and I noticed the first was 200m away from me, so I walked over there and I immediately recognized it as my local church. The portal itself was located smack-dab in the middle of the actual building, meaning I had to walk inside the church, press hack, wait around a bit, then walk out. But the thin is the church was crowded with people, and my predominately atheist self wearing my Metallica shirt with skulls and other stuff that probably wouldn’t fly in a church, I decided I’d skip this one and take a walk to the next one which was about 850m away. It was at this point, walking away from the church that I thought: “This feels like a sandbox game, like watchdogs or something, but instead of some unfeeling protagonist who steals cars and drives over old ladies, I’m myself, with self-consciousness issues.”.
So anyway I walked to the next portal and this one, get this, was also another church, though this church had a huge outdoor section, and had few people there so I managed to sneak by and wait in the outdoor area for a bit so my hack could be completed. This’ll sound weird, but I felt a sense of accomplishment. I had just stealthed my way through a bunch of guards to complete some important hack, and then snuck back out and no one was the wiser. Now that I remember it though, there was one guy who might have noticed but he was re-painting the sign and I don’t think he gave a shit.
I then started making my way to the third one which was quite a far ways out, but then I got to open road and I’d rather not risk getting run over just to have another hack.
If you ever wanted to feel like you were on some secret mission or something, hacking for the greater good (or evil if that’s your thing), then this is definitely worth the download.
tl;dr: Download this motherfucker.
Agreed. Also, viva la Resistance.
in order to draw ships i need to make extensive headcannons as so:
jade will watch dave play his awful video games not really because she likes them but because she cant help but get sucked in and so she insists on cuddling while eating chips to compensate. and she feeds him chips but only if he woofs like a dog because she wants to get back at him for always teasing her for being a furry. and sometimes he makes her laugh really hard at his woofs and then she involuntarily woofs and then he laughs really really hard and she gets angry and hits him because she cant stop laughing and woofing
Kukri Kothimora Dagger
- Dated :19th century
- Culture: Nepalese
- Medium: steel, black buffalo horn, wood, velvet, silver, gems.
- Measurements: overall length: 45 cm. Blade length: 35 cm
The weapon features a recurved blade with the edge on the concave side and indentation in the shape of a half-moon in the base, near the hilt. The hilt is made of black buffalo horn.
The wooden scabbard is covered in velvet with mounts in pierced and repoussé silver with a central decoration showing the goddess Durga riding a lion. In the upper area it hides two small daggers. The whole ensemble is enriched with cut gems in cabochon cut.
It has a hanging ring and a strap in silver mail.